To feel what I feel ♥

A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it for 
the first time, virtues and vices wandered bored, not knowing what to do. 

One day, they were all gathered and bored more than even when Ingenious had 
an idea: Why don’t we play hide and seek? And all of them liked the idea, 
and immediately the mad Madness shouted: I want to count, I want to count 
and since no one else was crazy to seek for Madness, Madness leaned on a 
tree and started to count, 1, 2, 3?And as Madness counted, the vices and 
virtues went hiding. 

Tenderness hung! on the horn of the moon; Treason in a pile of garbage; 
Fondness curled up between the clouds; Lie said he would hide under a stone 
but he lied and hid at the bottom of the lake; Passion went to the center of 
the earth; Avarice entered a sack that he ended up breaking…. 

And Madness continued to count, 79,80, 81,82. All the vices and virtues 
were already hidden by then, except for Love, whom as undecided as he is, 
did not know where to hide. And this should not surprise us because we all 
know how difficult it is to hide Love. 

And Madness was already at 95, 96,97.a! nd just at the moment when she 
arrived at hundred, Love jumped into a rosebush and there he hid out. And 
Madness shouted “I’m coming! I’m coming!” and as she turned, the first one 
she saw was Laziness, thrown to her feet because he didn’t have any energy 
to hide. 

Then she saw Tenderness in the horn of the Moon, and Lie at the bottom of 
the lake, and Passion in the center of the earth… Discovering them one by 
one, finding all of them but one. Madness was getting desperate, unable to 
find the last missing one, until Envy, envious for not having been 
discovered, whispered to Madness: “You are lacking Love, and he is hiding in 
the rosebush.” 

And Madness took a wooden pitchfork, and stabbed at the rosebush, and 
stabbed and stabbed, till a heartbreaking shout made her stop. 

And, after the shout, Love came out covering his face with his hands, and 
from between his fingers run two threads of blood, out of his eyes. Madness 
anxious to find Love had took out Love’s eyes with the pitchfork. What have 
I done?, what have I done? - she shouted. I have left you blind! How can I 
repair it? And Love answered, you can’t restore my eyes. But if you want to 
do something for me, you could be my guide. 

From that day on, Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness.

Management lesson to you. Read contents carefully before signing!!!

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else… 


One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to 
her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me 
screw you. But the girl said NO. 


Johnny said, “I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on 
the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the 
time you pick it up. “ 


She thought for a moment and said that she would have 
to consult her boyfriend… So she called her 
boyfriend and told him the story.


Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200, pick up the 
money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his 
pants down.” 


So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour 
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his 
girlfriend to call. 


Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and 
asks what happened. 

She responded, “The bastard used coins!” 



Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.