A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it for
the first time, virtues and vices wandered bored, not knowing what to do.
One day, they were all gathered and bored more than even when Ingenious had
an idea: Why don’t we play hide and seek? And all of them liked the idea,
and immediately the mad Madness shouted: I want to count, I want to count
and since no one else was crazy to seek for Madness, Madness leaned on a
tree and started to count, 1, 2, 3?And as Madness counted, the vices and
virtues went hiding.
Tenderness hung! on the horn of the moon; Treason in a pile of garbage;
Fondness curled up between the clouds; Lie said he would hide under a stone
but he lied and hid at the bottom of the lake; Passion went to the center of
the earth; Avarice entered a sack that he ended up breaking….
And Madness continued to count, 79,80, 81,82. All the vices and virtues
were already hidden by then, except for Love, whom as undecided as he is,
did not know where to hide. And this should not surprise us because we all
know how difficult it is to hide Love.
And Madness was already at 95, 96,97.a! nd just at the moment when she
arrived at hundred, Love jumped into a rosebush and there he hid out. And
Madness shouted “I’m coming! I’m coming!” and as she turned, the first one
she saw was Laziness, thrown to her feet because he didn’t have any energy
to hide.
Then she saw Tenderness in the horn of the Moon, and Lie at the bottom of
the lake, and Passion in the center of the earth… Discovering them one by
one, finding all of them but one. Madness was getting desperate, unable to
find the last missing one, until Envy, envious for not having been
discovered, whispered to Madness: “You are lacking Love, and he is hiding in
the rosebush.”
And Madness took a wooden pitchfork, and stabbed at the rosebush, and
stabbed and stabbed, till a heartbreaking shout made her stop.
And, after the shout, Love came out covering his face with his hands, and
from between his fingers run two threads of blood, out of his eyes. Madness
anxious to find Love had took out Love’s eyes with the pitchfork. What have
I done?, what have I done? - she shouted. I have left you blind! How can I
repair it? And Love answered, you can’t restore my eyes. But if you want to
do something for me, you could be my guide.
From that day on, Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness.
Management lesson to you. Read contents carefully before signing!!!
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else…
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, “I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the
time you pick it up. “
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend… So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his
pants down.”
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, “The bastard used coins!”
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.